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King Fisher
04-05-2002, 01:33 PM
'Lo Windy types.

Bein' as new in town as I happens ta be, I decided dat is would be beneficiary for me ta drop by an' ask ya what der is ta do in Pud'by. I's noticed dat dis joint is drier den a three-day-old fish wrapped in newspapah.

/action tries his best charismatic, thoomy smile.

Whas a fine businessman like mahself ta do in sucha square place? Ders not nearly 'nuff drinkin', gamblin', an overall swearin' ta attract a crowd dat would be plenty intr'ested in mah buseeness. Da bank ain' even reinforced!

/action lights a cigar.

Now, I jus' need some ideas 'ow ta spend my time widout goin' mad. Dis place needs prohibition or sumtin...

Lucky e'nuff' fer y'all, King Fisher Restaurants and Greater Entertainment, inc. (Corporate Takeovers the Ugly Way