Exiles and Lightbulbs...

[Dani Diuberr]

Heres a joke, adapted from the ubiquitous light bulb one..

Q. How many exiles does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 5 - A fighter to do it, a mystic to tell him where it is, and three healers to bring him up when he electrocutes himself.

Anyone heard any others?....

[Hidden]

Q: How many GMs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: None, lightbulbs are overpowering.
A2: 3 GMs, 6 builders, and 8 years.
A3: Zero. Darkness is "fun"!

Q: How many Mystics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Shh. That's a secret.

Q: How many Fighters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. They hold up the light and the world revolves around them.

Q: How many "exiles" does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Zero. They can't afford it. Get a damn job already!

[Delirium]

Q: How many healers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We don't need to chage it, we just need a little more Horus. Has anyone seen Koric or Lori?

[Bob the Archer]

Q- Why does it take so long to get a lightbulb changed?

Exile- What's a lightbulb? Who trains changing them?
Fighter- I tried to change it, now I have to wait a zodiak until I am stronger to try again.
Healer- Changing a lightbulb is hard unless it shares with you first.
Mystic- We didnt find a lightbulb during the last FMOCR.
GM- The lights have been changed, but no exile has found the switch yet.
DT- We arn't fully supporting incandecent bulbs anymore as we prepare to transition to flourescent.

[Himitsu]

That was really funny. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. [:D]

[Poesy]

Thanks Hidden, your droll and biting sarcasm cheered me out of a funk. And then Deli dropped a cherry on top, to quote Nunul at the last WoD meeting "aye...Del is butch (in a good, ladylike way)" [:D] I can just see her rolling up her sleeves and getting down to business with that lightbulb... [:D]

--SWC Poesy

[Phelps]

Q: How many GMs does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: What, you don't like dark?