Wannabe Windy!

[Tardalus]

Greetings Friends,

I very much desire to join your fine clan. To be perfectly honest, my original reason for wanting to join was so that I could yell, "Kiss me, I'm Windy!" across our great lands. However, after attending a clan event to TI, lead by the extremely adept and quite lovely Kiriel D'Sol, my reasons are many more.

First, the closeness of your clan was amazing; I wish to experience such camaraderie. Secondly, the TI raid led by Kiriel was so well coordinated that I didn't get lost and have to depart. I ALWAYS get lost off island, I'm a tad clumsy, but I know I could enjoy Windy hunts.

I enjoy using my healing magics to aid new exiles. Now, that my gambling problem is no more, I also buy things for those in need.

I enjoy going on rescues & such while in the lands. I may not be the most outgoing sylvan in Puddleby, I know some even think me a dolt, but I really am a kind, loyal and intelligent Healer.

Your Hopeful Member,

Tardalus

[Delirium]

Tardalus,

Greetings. Posting here is a good first step. You need to get the questions from our "joining" scroll and post the answers here. We look forward to you answers![:)]

[Tardalus]

Greetings,

I thought I did answer those questions. I did so in conversational form rather than on a point by point basis. Have I erred, m'lady?

Tardalus

[Delirium]

Well, yes, you did kind of answer the questions, and since you are sylvan, I might let you get away with it....

Except, that might upset some of the non-sylvan members who are always complaining that I am such a stickler for the rules. And we need those halflings for our Drake den BBQs!

So, if you would be so kind, could you re-format your answers to match the 4 questions?

[Tardalus]

Nai, I'll not be subject to such foolish rules, m'lady. Foolish rules are something that I do not like and cannot abide. I believe that was on your questionnaire...

Good Day,

Tardalus

[Delirium]

So, you consider me foolish? Perhaps I am. I can also be honest, perhaps to a fault.

You, Tardalus, were one of the first exiles I met in these lands. I have noted some of your actions since which would seem to require some sort of explanation before I would be willing to consider you for membership in WoD.

First, I observed you stab my dear friend, Luna.

Second, you were heard screaming for vengence against our clanmate, Goric.

Do you care to explain yourself?

[Nunul]

Originally posted by Tardalus
Nai, I'll not be subject to such foolish rules, m'lady. Foolish rules are something that I do not like and cannot abide. I believe that was on your questionnaire...

Good Day,

Tardalus

And you would like to be considered as a candidate because...?

I do not belive you will get any further than this forum if the rules are not to your liking Tardalus.

On the surface you may believe us a rag-tag bunch, but I assure you that there is a method to our madness.

[Tardalus]

I've had my problems, my mind was not right for a time. I am now quite sane, sane enough to know that your little rules are insanely stupid. Yes, I like to help people. Yes, I'm loyal. No, I will not tolerate petty bureaucracy. If you all need it so badly, I need you not.

Tardalus

[Althus]

Originally posted by Tardalus (elipsis indicate snipping irrelevent parts)
I am now ... insanely stupid. ... I need you not.


I rest my case.

[Tardalus]

Bravo! Very witty!

[Tardalus]

Or at least, I'm pretty sure that was witty.

That's one of the problems with having the IQ of a slug that wasn't held enough when it was little.

[Mehan]

I'm thinking something's wrong there..... :confused:

[Tardalus]

That slug comment was not mine!

[Weltall]

H'loi Tardalus

[Goric]

Excuse me!

"Kiss me Im windy."

Can you explain this please?

Is this a yell that you would still wish to use and if so why?

Kiri, re-direct this to the appropiate area. I would have put it there, but Im not sure where it is.

Sir Goric

[Kiriel]

I'm pretty sure this is a play on "Kiss me I'm Irish". We have a lot of other yells that follow the trend of plays on common sayings, so I don't think it's all that strange.

[Goric]

Sorry, but it seems like a foolish yell. There are others that are of course silly, but it seems to be that this crosses the line

[Mehan]

Heh, I think it's funny

[Althus]

Watch it, bub. I'm Irish and I'm sober. You're dealing with a distrubed leprechaun here. ;)

I don't have any problem with the yell. In fact, even if we don't let Tardalus in, I'd like to let the yell in ;)

/yell Kiss Me, I'm Windy!

[Tardalus]

Well, I apologize for "crossing the line" with my extremely low-brow and silly cheer, Sir Goric. It's not easy for one to be as proper as you, my Zo friend.

Signed,

Tardalus

[Goric]

I am not always proper. I like a good joke as much as anyone. But some things are just in poor taste.

Sir Goric

[Althus]

Poor taste like this (http://www.windsofdawn.org/forum/showthread.html?s=&postid=6961#post6961)?