Goric
11-18-2001, 03:09 PM
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You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. And
> Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married
> and had a little one... a real sweet potato, whom they
> called 'Yam'.
>
> They wanted the best for little Yam, telling her all
> about the facts of life. They warned her about
> going out and getting half baked because she could get
> Mashed, get a bad name like 'Hot Potato', and then end
> up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
>
> She said not to worry, "No Mr. McSpud would get
> her in the sack and make a Rotten Potato out of her!"
> But she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
> She would get plenty of food and exercise so as not to be
> skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
>
> Mr. and Mrs. Potato even told her about going off to
> Europe and to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland.
> And even the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
> They also said she should watch out for the Indians
> when going out west because she could get Scalloped.
>
> She told them she would stay on the straight and narrow
> and wouldn't associate with those high class Blue Belles
> or the ones from the other side of the tracks who
> advertise their trade on all the trucks you see
> around town that say, 'Frito Lay'.
>
> Mr. & Mrs. Potato wanted the best for Yam, so they sent
> her to Idaho P.U., that's Potato University, where the
> Big Potatoes come from. When she graduates, she'll
> really be in the Chips.
>
> But one day she came home and said she was going to
> marry Tom Brokaw. Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset
> and said she couldn't marry him because he's just a .....
>
> COMMON TATER!!!!
http://www.debsfunpages.com/tgiving11.htm
http://www.debsfunpages.com/insp3.htm
http://www.lovethissite.com/man/
You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. And
> Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married
> and had a little one... a real sweet potato, whom they
> called 'Yam'.
>
> They wanted the best for little Yam, telling her all
> about the facts of life. They warned her about
> going out and getting half baked because she could get
> Mashed, get a bad name like 'Hot Potato', and then end
> up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
>
> She said not to worry, "No Mr. McSpud would get
> her in the sack and make a Rotten Potato out of her!"
> But she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
> She would get plenty of food and exercise so as not to be
> skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
>
> Mr. and Mrs. Potato even told her about going off to
> Europe and to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland.
> And even the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
> They also said she should watch out for the Indians
> when going out west because she could get Scalloped.
>
> She told them she would stay on the straight and narrow
> and wouldn't associate with those high class Blue Belles
> or the ones from the other side of the tracks who
> advertise their trade on all the trucks you see
> around town that say, 'Frito Lay'.
>
> Mr. & Mrs. Potato wanted the best for Yam, so they sent
> her to Idaho P.U., that's Potato University, where the
> Big Potatoes come from. When she graduates, she'll
> really be in the Chips.
>
> But one day she came home and said she was going to
> marry Tom Brokaw. Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset
> and said she couldn't marry him because he's just a .....
>
> COMMON TATER!!!!