Any good IC jokes out there??

[Goric]

I dont know any jokes that would be consided In Character. If anyone has some, please feel free to post em. We would all love to hear em!!!

[Althus]

Ok, I've got a good one:

Mystics! *rim shot*

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Here's a list of my favorite oxymorons:
Pogue Mahone and FRIENDS!
Powerful Mystic
Rich Bard
Smart Zo

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And here's a good one about dwarves:
A sylvan, a Zo, and a dwarf go to a tavern, and order beers. The sylvan finds a fly in his drink. He plucks it out and tosses it away. The Zo also has a fly in his drink. He downs the whole thing, fly and all. The dwarf, looks into his glass. Lo and behold, there's a fly there too. He plucks it out by the wings, growls at it, and screams: "ALL RIGHT, SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE THIEF!"

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Q: How many Mystics does it take to change a candlewick?
A: Shh! That's a secret!

Q: Why did the Apprentice Mystic cross the road?
A: He didn't. He realized the futility of his life and killed himself.

[Althus]

Here's a few more. Rot-13'd because they're a bit gruesome.

D1: Jung'f erq naq juvgr yvrf ba gur tebhaq?
N1: N qrnq flyina.
D2: Jung'f terra naq juvgr naq yvrf ba gur tebhaq?
N2: Fnzr flyina, 2 jrrxf yngre.

D: Jung'f erq naq fvgf va gbja pragre?
N: N flyina rngvat enmbe oynqrf.

D: Ubj qb lbh znxr n qrnq flyina sybng?
N2: Bar tynff bs Ebbg Orre naq gjb fpbbcf bs flyina.(Vs ba n qvrg hfr bayl bar fpbbc)
N3: Nqq 8 bhaprf bs Pbxr-Pbyn jvgu 2 fpbbcf bs qrnq flyina.
N4: Gnxr lbhe sbbg bss vgf urnq.

D: Jung vf puneerq oynpx naq fzryyf ernyyl onq?
N: N flyina va n obasver.

D1: Jul qvq gur fpni oveq snyy bhg bs gur gerr?
N1: Orpnhfr vg jnf qrnq.
D2: Jul qvq gur flyina snyy bhg bs gur gerr?
N2: Orpnhfr vg jnf fgncyrq gb gur fpni oveq.

D: Jung unf 4 yrtf naq bar nez?
N: N Pvaqre Orne ng gur flyina bhgcbfg!

D: Jung vf zber sha guna fgncyvat qrnq flyinaf gb gur jnyy?
N: Chyyvat gurz bss.

[Coriakin]

Eeewwww..... that was nasty, Althus!


Super Chicken has a bunch of IC jokes, I think. He worked the crowd before the Slyphonics' Tsrrin concert into a frenzy, so his jokes must've either been good or really bad. ;)

I did hear one from that night, so here it is (edited slightly):

It was a bright Puddleby morning, and three exiles were walking down to the kitty beach to do some hunting. A sylvan monk, a thoom, and a zo. When they get there, they see that there's already a party of 4 humans there. However, the humans seem to be fighting very poorly, and then suddenly they realize that the four must be blind! They spot a healer who was just leaving and ask "Hey, who are those guys?" So the healer says "Those 4 fighters lost their vision rescuing some children when the mystic academy burnt down, so now they hunt together." So the monk replies, "How noble! I will think upon them in my meditation tonight." And then the thoom says "How tragic! I'm going to contact my buddies in Thoomcare and see if there's anything we could do for them." And the zo says "Can't they hunt at night?"

;)

Coriakin

[Lundar]

Damn Althus, yi are one sick penguin!

Here are a bunch of dumb Zo jokes I have( adapted from ooc: dumb blode jokes). Hope yi enjoy them( no offense to any Zos out there! ), and tell me if yi hear of any good ones!

1) What do smart Zos and instrument parts have in common? Yi always hear about them but never see any!

2) What do yi call a Zo standing between two mystics? A mental block!

3) How do yi make a Zo laugh on Merdi? Tell him a joke on Lundi!

4) A Zo once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!

5) How do yi make a Zos eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in his ear!

6) I offered a Zo a coin for his thoughts.... he gave me change!

7) What do yi call 100 Zos standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

8) I looked into a Zo's eyes, but all I saw was the back of his head!

9) What do yi call a Zo with half a brain? Gifted!

10) What do Zos and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

11) Why did the Zo cross the road? I don't know. Neither did he!

12) What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A Zo parade!

13) Why does it take longer to build a Zo snowman as opposed to a regular one? Yi have to hollow out its head.

14) How do yi get a Zo on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house!

15) Why did the Zo climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

16) How many dumb Zo jokes are there? None, they're all true! ;)

-Lundar et'Lotharen

[Alby]

mhmpf!

I can

[Delirium]

Me too.[:D]

[Althus]

I don't think either of you would like them. Really, truly ;)

If you really want to know, plug it in to this (http://www.cadenhead.org/servlet/Rot13)

[Delirium]

Althus! you should be ashamed of yourself! And you claim to be a sylvan????

/ponder why does he wear that cloak all the time???

/ponder perhaps he has some zo blood in him. THAT would explain a lot.

[Konoko]

Hee hee!
Sylvan humour is great!
I love it!

Keep em coming Althus... :)

[Mehan]

lol, only you Althus, only you. [:p]

[Althus]

I'm an Epnguin, admnit!

[Delirium]

I'm an Epnguin, admnit!

Oh, ok, so *that's* what you call a Zo half-breed.

[Mehan]

Ha!! [:D]

[Alby]

Althus...

mhmmpf...

[Mehan]

hee. Poor Alby.

Just remember, Althus is a sillyvan too [;)]

[Althus]

See what you get when you don't listen to advice? ;)